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Abby is a stand-up comic, writer and producer based in New York City. She promises to write a more detailed bio when she has more time. She’s busy goddamn it. If you want the whole story, come to a show and I’ll tell you in person.

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Fun show last night with a dope lineup. Follow em Fun show last night with a dope lineup. Follow em all! #comedy #standupcomedy #standupcomedynyc #femalecomic #femalecomics #femalecomedian #ladycomic #breastcancer #breastcancerawareness #newyorkcomedyclub #comedycellar #jokes #humor #standup
Fun show @mulligans_hoboken produced by @jamesmacc Fun show @mulligans_hoboken produced by @jamesmaccomedy #comedy #standupcomedy #standupcomedynyc #femalecomic #femalecomics #femalecomedian #ladycomic #acting #casting #nobutwhatsyourrealjob #kids #friendswithkids #parents #parentalhumor #kidsarefunny
DM for ticket info or go to link in bio. Come out! DM for ticket info or go to link in bio. Come out! 

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Banks don't fail because they are woke. They fail Banks don't fail because they are woke. They fail because they were making bad investments and hedging risk poorly. And in a free system of capitalism  that the GOP purports to support, that's probably a good thing. Economic Darwinism and yadda yadda. The new GOP strategy appears to be a riff on the old adage "if you don't have something nice to say... " 

In this case its:

If you don't have something sensible to say, just say woke.

If you're the kind of person who thinks Jewish space  lasers might be a thing, I'm not surprised that you don't understand the banking system well enough to correctly identify a problem.

What you are smart enough to know is that your base is dumb enough to be rallied by this word - woke - and the fact that no one is actually interested in what causes any of the real actual problems we have in this country means no one will actually fix them.

Instead we'll blame drag Queens reading to kids and DEI initiatives and the GOP will live to fight another day.

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@brandontrusso has a cool standup show called Ghos @brandontrusso has a cool standup show called Ghostwriters where the audience gives comics topics to improv new bits about.  Join the fun. @thedouguram challenges you to give him any topic that he will not turn into a joke about B J s. We love you Doug.

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We're mostly just kidding. That's the whole thing. We're mostly just kidding. That's the whole thing.Comedy is jokes guys. Please commence with hateful comments below about how that's why I am no good at it, etc etc - bonus points for anyone who'd like to also opine on my ugly face and bod. I love the internet. 

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